Attempted Murder | Unisex T-Shirt

$20.00

They say three’s a crowd — but two crows? That’s an attempted murder.

Show off your dark sense of humor with this soft and stylish unisex tee that’s equal parts clever and comfortable. Perfect for true crime fans, mystery lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good pun, this shirt is your new go-to for casual hangouts, spooky season strolls, or late-night investigations.

Lightweight, durable, and ethically made, it’s designed to keep you cozy while you plot your next Mystery & Co. adventure (no actual crimes required).

Product Features

  • Seamless one-piece design for a clean look and less waste

  • Stretchy ribbed collar that keeps its shape

  • Shoulder tape for lasting comfort and stability

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last

  • Ethically sourced and sustainably produced

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

  • Tumble dry low

  • Iron on low heat if needed

  • Do not bleach or dry clean

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They say three’s a crowd — but two crows? That’s an attempted murder.

Show off your dark sense of humor with this soft and stylish unisex tee that’s equal parts clever and comfortable. Perfect for true crime fans, mystery lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good pun, this shirt is your new go-to for casual hangouts, spooky season strolls, or late-night investigations.

Lightweight, durable, and ethically made, it’s designed to keep you cozy while you plot your next Mystery & Co. adventure (no actual crimes required).

Product Features

  • Seamless one-piece design for a clean look and less waste

  • Stretchy ribbed collar that keeps its shape

  • Shoulder tape for lasting comfort and stability

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last

  • Ethically sourced and sustainably produced

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

  • Tumble dry low

  • Iron on low heat if needed

  • Do not bleach or dry clean